tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10526037.post110917802757469590..comments2023-03-27T03:35:31.349-07:00Comments on Scotland the damp: The sheep lovers guide - part 1Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10526037.post-128136736373594922007-10-01T14:23:00.000-07:002007-10-01T14:23:00.000-07:00Funny!Funny!tina FCDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10037896362034609151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10526037.post-1109563676468481272005-02-27T20:07:00.000-08:002005-02-27T20:07:00.000-08:00Hey Watcher:
Wake up and give us some more commen...Hey Watcher:<br /><br />Wake up and give us some more comments and observations about the weather in Scotland.<br /><br />PJgPajamaGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10997249705083504648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10526037.post-1109196595682095702005-02-23T14:09:00.000-08:002005-02-23T14:09:00.000-08:00http://marcythewhore.blogspot.com/
A cowboy came ...http://marcythewhore.blogspot.com/<br /><br />A cowboy came into a distant western town, off a cattle drive, and was looking for some entertainment.<br /> When he got to the local saloon, he found only men who were drinking, telling tales, or playing cards.<br /> He shook his head and asked the bartender where were the women.<br /> "no women here..." Said the bartender, who only kept to his business pouring drinks and washing dishes.<br /> The cowboy, just couldn't let that explaination go, so he had to persist.<br /> "So... What do you do... What does anyone one DO when they want to have sex?"<br /> He whispered, but he could tell that others were interested in his discussion, and he looked around at the interested faces.<br /> ".... You don't mean....?"<br /> "Course NOT!" Whispered the bartender who was pouring another scotch. "You do like everyone else here in this town. Look out that window, over yonder..."<br /> So the cowboy looked out the window, and to his amazement, he saw another cowboy take a sheep from the corral, throw it over his saddle and ride off to the desert.<br /> The cowboy thought about it for a few minutes, steeling himself for the prospect of sex with a sheep, and as he saw more cowboys leaving town, each with a sheep thrown over his saddle, he began to get up enough nerve.<br /> "Well.... If it's good enough for them... It's good enough for me!"<br /> Next thing he knew he was on his horse, with a sheep strewn across the saddle, heading for the open range.<br /> Not too far out, he was apprehended by the Sheriff, who arrested him, threw him in jail, and gave him a stern lecture promising to throw him in front of a judge and jury for his crime.<br /> The very puzzled cowboy was looking forlornly out the bars of the jail cell when the friendly bartender came to visit him in jail.<br /> "I thought you said that's what everyone did? that there were no women? at least you showed me that men were taking sheep for sex." The cowboy was very unhappy and certainly wanted to take his bad feelings and misery out on the bartender.<br /> "Shhhhhh!" said the bartender.".... but not with the Sheriff's girl, stupid!"marcythewhorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10712351924255897630noreply@blogger.com